{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
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